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Since all the cool kids on my f-list are doing this right now, I decided to recast one of MY favourite shows with all non-white actors. And then I decided 'fuck it' and recast them all as non-white women, because frankly, there were too many dudes on this show.

I also decided to use only  british actresses, for the sake of authenticity. Kind of sucked not being able to cast Zoe Saldana as Will or Gina Torres as Little John but I wanted actresses who could concievably be cast in the parts were the show to be re-shot here using all non-white women in the parts.

Also this is for the first two series only. Seriously, I REFUSE  to acknowlegde the canonicity of anything after 2x11; Tuck, Kate, Isabella and *shudder* Archer aren't going to get look ins here, no siree.


 
 
...and now I kind of want to write THIS version of the show. Mostly because a love triangle involving Freema, Angel and Naoko would be hooooot (with a side order of Parminda pining after Freema in the background, please).
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I am STUCK f-listies, and I am tired of being stuck and doign so little writing it makes me want to cry.

SO

Another drabble challenge thingamy.

Give me up to three Robin Hood characters, a theme, and a completely AU scenario. (Think: Robin and Much are cowboys and ride into a town out west to discover it being run by the evil Sheriff Vaysey; Marian owning the local tavern and toating a sawn off shot gun optional XP).

Then I will write you a teeny tiny snippet of a scene from said AU scenario.

Save me, f-listies! Save me!
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third and final bit...

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continued from below...

Continued here.
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Title: Dreamers - The Life and Loves of Edward of Knighton
Genre: angst, humour, romance
Rating: PG-13
Pairings: Robin/Marian (in the background)
Words: 10,149 (um... yeah - this is loooong)
Summary: The title is a bit of a give away here... The story of Edward of Knighton, wife of Kate and father of Marian. His life, and his love of the only two women ever to matter to him.

AN: Be forwarned. This doesn't end happily. I mean, we all know what happens to poor Eddie, right? I've tried wherever possible to infuse a bit of lightness and humour, but this is something of a three act tragedy. Blame the show writers, not me: they're the ones that decided that the poor guy wasn't going to be allowed to catch a break. Still, like I said, it's not all angst. And I would like to thank my beta, [profile] clinicallybored, who did GREAT work helping me polish this fic. ^_^


Continued here.
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Is it weird that thismajor Robin Hood series three spoiler (http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/showbiz/tv/article1315696.ece) really just... isn't bothering me?

I think it's official: I've disengaged. Other than to think 'man... it used to be so good...' and a slight, bitter sting, really, I feel nothing.

Damn it, this time last year I would have been BOUNCING OFF THE CEILING upon here this kind of news. How does a fandom that I used to care about so much just flip over on its fans to the extent that I suddenly am THAT uninterested?

Oh yeah - 'cause the show died with Marian and frankly anything else they do to it is just repeatedly stabbing the corpse in my book...
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Title: Love in Thorns
Genre: Drabble
Pairing: Robin/Marian
Word count: 140
Notes: Inspiration provided by [profile] funkyinfishnet - theme word was 'sweetness'.

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Title: Secrets
Genre: Drabble
Pairing: Allan/Marian
Word count: 96
Note: Inspiration provided by [profile] a_flame_within - theme word was 'behind the scenes'.

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Title: Homeward Bound
Genre: Drabble
Pairing: Much/Robin
Wordcount: 135
Notes: Inspiration provided by [personal profile] avictoriangirl[Unknown site tag]; theme word was 'together'.

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Title: Legs
Genre: Drabble
Pairing: Robin/Marian
Wordcount: 150
Notes: Inspiration provided by [profile] valkyriesword; theme word was 'leg'.

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Title: Lies
Genre: Drabble
Pairing: Allan/Marian
Wordcount: 146
Notes: Inspiration provided by [profile] silverarrow92; theme word was 'deceit'.

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Title: Turned to Drink
Genre: Drabble
Pairing: Allan/Will
Word count: 137
Notes: Inspiration provided by [Unknown site tag]mai_shiranui, theme word was 'gambling'.

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Title: Stating the Obvious
Genre: Drabble
Pairing: Allan/Marian
Word Count: 120
Notes: Inspiration provided by [profile] precious_rosie. Theme word was 'Rabbits'. Enjoy! ^_^

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Title: Distraction
Genre: Drabble
Pairing: Much/Robin
Word count: 113
Notes: Inspiration provided by [profile] smaych - theme word was 'accident'. Enjoy!

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Title: Perchance to Dream
Genre: Drabble
Pairing: Robin/Marian
Word count: 127
Notes: inspiration provided by [profile] vhari (who I saw tonight! ^_^)  - theme word was 'dawn'. More to come, promise. Just that I saw the Sex and The City movie today and was too hyped up afterwards to write anything more than this coherantly. XP

 

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I miss Robin Hood. A huge, rediculous amount. It's left a hole in my head that nothing - not Doctor Who, not Pushing Daisies, not baby bunnies - can fill.

But writing (and reading) fic is BEYOND painful right now.

And yet, I need it.

It's like having a compulsive need to slam myself in the head repeatedly with a hammer. :(

But I'm thinking that easing steadily back into it might help. So, I'm throwing this open to the floor:

Give me a pairing and a theme word and I will do my best to write you a drabble*. Hit me, f-listies!

*note: I reserve the right not to produce anything if this gets too depressing. I'm just trying to find something to get my sinuses firing
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Random Edit:I miss my rabbits. I want them home with me really badly. I want to be able to keep checking on the babies and feeding Lucy lots of high-calorie pellets and scratching Robin's nose (which he LOVES). I officially named the first of the babies today - the big fat black otter (who I think is a boy). His name is Coniglio. Which means 'rabbit' in Italian. Yes, I am THAT clever. And I know it's silly to be so sure when he's only a week old, but it really suits him. They're my little rabbit-family. I can't wait to be able to have them in my flat with me in the evenings, lolling about the place without needing to be in the cages all the time.
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I need to learn to stay away from all-things Robin Hood shaped, I REALLY do.

But every now and again, I get this masochistic desire to check the robinhood2006 news section, or read interviews or just... ugh.

Is it sad that the whole thing still REALLY depresses me?

I was just reading stuff over there again and I just... can't... I can't FATHOM my show any more. It's NOT my show. The show I got such genuine pleasure out of watching and fangirling over every week is GONE and there's no way for me to claw it back. It's NOT salvagable for me - it just isn't. And it's not even as if I just naturally lost interest and it went away with me still be able to be nostalgically happy about occasionally reading fic or catching up on the latest plot arc or looking at picspams; everything to do with the show - even the old episodes - bothers me massively now. It's like the whole fandom got poisoned and now EVERYTHING is ruined. It shouldn't be - I should still be able to enjoy everything up to the series 2 finale; but I CAN'T.

I really dread what will happen when the third series starts. I will have to SERIOUSLY avoid any and all trailers/interviews/squeeing because man, it's just.too.sad. And I HATE that I'm so emotionally entangled with a TV SHOW (that I got that emotionally entangled to begin with), but there it is. I can't get over it.

Why the hell can't I get over it?
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I'm not going to point fingers at the people on my own f-list who called her 'a bitch'. (Other than to say that I hope all three of you are deeply, deeply ashamed of yourselves).

I'm not going to dance with glee because one of my tv-heroes has been vindicated, because she shouldn't have needed to be vindicated in the first place.

I cannot believe at the BBC, a co-operation I have always trusted, sold out a young, talented actress just as she was finding her feet in the industry.

I am unspeakably angry right now. Why?

Lucy Griffiths didn't choose to leave Robin Hood.


The BBC freaking LIED.

They screwed up and they LET HER TAKE THE BLAME FOR THEIR IDIOCY.

Not only did Tiger Aspect CHOOSE to MURDER MARIAN. But when the fans reacted badly, they BLAMED LUCY.

WHO WAS ENTIRELY INNOCENT.

There are just.... there are no words.
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Title: Of Squirrels and Whores
Genre: Humour
Rating: R
Pairings: Robin/Marian (and the possible implication of Allan/Squirrels/unknown whores. Yes! It's the new OT3!)
Summary: Much dislikes the fact that the sherwood squirrels are getting more than he is on a regular basis. He makes the mistake of mentioning this fact at lunch with the outlaws. A rather interesting conversation ensues.

AN: This is set during that brief snatch of times in series two in which Marian was with the gang but Allan wasn't. And I have NO idea what posessed me while I was writing this. It might, however, have been Marian's dark side. Enjoy! ^_^



*headdesk*

Jan. 16th, 2008 08:31 pm
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Guess what I found in my inbox just now?


My letter to them, re the RH series finale, is here, for anyone who didn't read it.

Look, I appreciate what they're trying to say. I appreciate that they probably got a LOT of letters like mine and that this may well be a standard responce.

But OH MY GOD they are MISSING THE POINT.

My complaint was not about the story telling. It was not about evil triumphing over good.

It was about the fact that they murdered Marian when it was completely unnecissary to do so, and then exited Djaq in a way that utterly degraded the character. It was the fact that they forced Marian completely out of character in ORDER to kill her. They BUTCHERED her in every sence of the word. It was the fact that they BETRAYED thousands of female viewers by reverting right back to steriotypes that women have been fighting to be free of for CENTURIES. It was the fact that the final was rushed, that the writers went back to default mode and thus reinforced ancient steriotypes that women have been trying to vercome for CENTURIES, in writing, in cinema, in television - I mean MY GOD was Jane Austen WASTING HER TIME?

Believe me, I'll be writing back to them.

For God's sake - I'm a writer by vocation and hopefully by profession in the very near future. I know about writing, about making 'tough' decisions for a good plot. And I know good story telling. 

The RH series final WASN'T it and NO FORCE ON EARTH will EVER convince me otherwise.

Suck it, Auntie Beeb - I'm not coming anywhere NEAR the third series of Robin Hood is THAT'S your attitude.

Edit: Yup - as I thought. This is a standard responce. One of my other f-listies has recieved exactly the same letter. I am not at all surprised, but I am bitterly disappointed.

This isn't good enough. I'm writing back to them. They have to know - this isn't good enough.

TV taught me how to feel, now real life has no appeal

Oh no!

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